Artist: Dayglo Abortions
Album: Holy Shiite [2004]
Song: 07.When The Big Hand Meets The Little HandLyricsMX.com - 07.When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand (Dayglo Abortions)
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When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand
Gather around and listen up my children
This is a story that's scare the turds right out of your underwear
It's about a place called Neverland
Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleep over

The man who lives there is a creepy and weird
He looks like the bearded lady but without the beard
By the day he's full of fun and games
But as soon as you go to sleep he trys to slither under your sheets

All you naughty boys are gonna be sorry
WHEN THE BIG HANDS MEETS THE LITTLE HAND
I know your bad but this guys worse
WHEN THE BIG HANDS MEETS THE LITTLE HAND

I know your thinking that your parents arn't cool
Sending you off to get molested is not very cool
But you should've thought of that when you were bad
Now it's off to micheal jackson's you should've listened to your dad

But if your smart and quick to act
You just might escape with your virginity intact
Right before bed you've gotta ask to use the phone
tell him you miss your parents and you got to call home

But instead of calling home dial 911
And when the operator answers ,this is what you tell them
"Help me i'm at Micheal Jackson's house and he's got his glove up my shorts!!

All you naughty boys are gonna get a fright
WHEN THE BIG HANDS MEETS THE LITTLE HAND
Cuz Micheal Jackson's gonna get you tonight
WHEN THE BIG HANDS MEETS THE LITTLE HAND